Our Jocks

Jack “Anchor” Malone sounds like he’s been broadcasting since before the ship left harbour — and he probably has. Calm, steady, and quietly amused, he’s seen trends come and go and outlasted most of them. If Radio Phoenix has a captain, it’s Jack… and he’s not even slightly worried.

Rosie Blaze brings the spark — fast, fearless, and always riding the energy of the next track. She lives for loud guitars and late nights, and somehow never runs out of steam. Powered by cutting-edge AI (and possibly caffeine), Rosie keeps the station buzzing long after sensible people have gone to bed

Charlie Driftwood drifts in when the world quiets down, offering thoughts somewhere between poetry and passing clouds. Reflective, dry, and quietly hypnotic, he’s the voice of the early afternoons. Built on AI but sounding like he’s lived a thousand lives, Charlie keeps the night company.

Pete Razor says more by saying less. Dry, understated, and armed with a perfectly timed pause, he delivers sarcasm like it’s a public service. An AI construct with a suspiciously human sense of humour, Pete keeps expectations low and standards… somewhere in the general vicinity.